Ever wanted to be a worship leader? Come to Sudan.

Fun facts:

~I ate goat intestines about thirty minutes ago and they were very good.
~It's hard to drive a motorcycle in complete darkness, but very fun.
~Mosquitos aim for my eyes.
~If you smack a mosquito when it's on your eye, subsequent eye pain far outweighs the glory of vengeance.
~The feeling of a gecko trying to jump out of a toilet which you are covering with your butt is unpleasant.
~It's hard to "#2" standing up.
~Bamboo poles don't break over your head, no matter how hard you hit them against it.
~If you are standing on a stage and you reach your arm out over a large crowd of people, someone will probably try to pull you in.
~Drunk soldiers with firecrackers and bicycle chains don't like people yelling at them.
~If you lend in-ear headphones to someone who has never heard of cleaning their ears, the headphones will magically change color.


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One of the things I really want to do is bring Sudanese worship songs to the United States. I thought the best thing to do would be to teach you guys how to write them, so I wrote this handy dandy guide:

The Handy Dandy Guide to Sudanese Worship Song writing.

1: Think of a line that has to do with God
2: Add any tune you want
3: Scream it until your lips get numb

It's easy! Here is a real life example, my favorite:

"Jesus, you are the king of Africa"

Lyrics:

Verse 1:
Jesus, you are the king of Africa! (repeat x4)

Prechorus:
Jesus, you are the king of Africa! (repeat x2)

Chorus:
Jesus, you are the king of Africa! (repeat x4)

Verse 2:
Jesus, you are the king of Africa! (repeat x4)

(repeat chorus)

Verse 3:
Jesus, you are the king of Africa! (repeat x4)

(repeat chorus)

Bridge:
Jesus, you are the king of Africa! (repeat x4)

(repeat chorus x2000 or until you pass out)

It's that easy! Anyone can do it!**





**does not include persons that are mute, dead, or are for any reason unable to perform the following actions: "screaming, "thinking", "speaking", or "repeating".


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So the team came in this week, and in the last few days the conference that I have been working to advertise happened. Over 5000 people have decided to give their lives to Christ so far! It has been really awesome this last week, and I am looking forward to an amazing next two months here. I am working on my Sudanese accent so I can be more easily understood by the people here, you have to speak in a very special way for them to be able to understand you.